On Feb. 8, 1984, the world as we know it changed forever. On this "date of infamy," Adam Matthew N. was born. He joined siblings, Gabe and Chrystal, in a family that also included parents, Alan and Roxanne, and a dog named Trouble. Adam's future plans are to attend Southwest State University. He prophetically predicts he will be 27 years old in 10 years. Watch out Nostradamus! Adam's most memorable moment was when "an unidentified" person lit lit off fire crackers in Rock River environmental." He heaves these words of wisdom to underclassmen: "Do NOT take GTA."