On March 21, 1984, Alan Michael R was born to loving parents, Randy and Mariann. He was preceded by his brother, Dan and followed by his sister, Jennifer. Soon after, in elementary school, Alan acquired the nickname "Bundy" from his classmates. The reason behind this nickname is obvious: his peculiar habit of sticking his hand down his pants much like Al Bundy in the old "Marred With Children" TV series. Actually, I think it's more of a reference to their shared first names. Alan's future plans are to finish college, majoring in computer science. He sees himself finished with college and working in 10 years. His most memorable high school moment is bowling at State for YABA and winning team and double titles. Alan leaves these words of wisdom for underclassmen: "Life is too short to be an angel." Give the man credit; he practices what he preaches.